Thank goodness someone is reaping the benefits of Tiger's mistake

To my repeat casual encounter (s) - m4w (plural)
Date: 2009-12-02, 9:30PM CST

This entire Tiger Woods ordeal is making me nervous. I am putting myself in his shoes. I too, have taken more than one partner outside of my marriage. I know you all thought you were the only ones. I lied, I cheated, and I had encounters with each one of you at least once a month, for the past 2 years. There are or were actually 4 of you. The fevers of romance have become chilly for me, so all you 4 women that wonder why your regualar f*** buddy won't call you back, I don't want to end up like Tiger and disappoint my family. Please don't text me, call me, e-mail me, or facebook me. I was wrong and I'd like to move on. Fore!

Location: plural
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Slapsgiving

Girl at the static chicken that took my (blue) fleece - m4w - 24 (Jazz Estate)
Date: 2009-11-25, 1:59AM CST

I was kind enough to pick you up on brady st and drive you to the Jazz Estate. You then proceeded to take my brand new fleece when you left. WTF? I hope that it was an honest mistake, please give it back to me. It was blue and, well, i only had the damn thing for 8 hours before you stuffed it into your purse and left. You were too cute to be a thief, I didn't think you had it in you. Anyways, i'm a little pissed off and just want my fleece back.

P.S. If anyone see's a (surprisingly) cute blonde girl wearing a new looking blue Kavu men's medium 1/4 zip fleece, please slap her and e-mail me telling me where you slapped her.

Location: Jazz Estate
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You Stole My Parking Spot...And then my Heart Bitch!

You stole my parking spot, you stupid bitch - m4w - 35 (Does it matter?)
Date: 2009-12-01, 11:26PM EST

Listen, I love the holidays -- the music, the commercials, the traffic, spending money on a bunch of plastic s*** made in China ... it's my favorite time of year. But when some AIDs-ridden whore steals my parking spot at the mall of all places ... Is nothing sacred? You know who you are, driving your fuel-efficient Japanese car, yapping on your cell phone, giving [special love] to the high school football team because "it's not really sex," stealing parking spots all willy-nilly like you own the place ... I'm onto you, jack ass! You are a skidmark on the underwear of everything that is decent and holy (like the holidays). May you decompose in the fourth circle of hell with all the other liberals, you Obama-loving trollop in a Honda Civic!

May God reign down with a fury not seen since the Plague. May he unleash a wrath so vile that your pert, pouty breasts shrivel like bacon. May he unfurl his vengeance on your family, generation after generation after generation, until this sin is washed out like Fresh Clean Scent Cheer washes out tough blood stains.

On an unrelated note, I thought you were adorable. Would you like to meet for coffee sometime?

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Signed Your Friendly Stalker (Almost Stalker)

!!!! KIM !!!! (west allis)
Date: 2009-12-02, 1:01AM CST

thanks for the great time at sherpards that was the best hug i ever had i was so tempted to follow you home !!!


Location: west allis
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I'm sure the baby won't mind sharing the space for a few bucks...

LINDSAY….PLUS ONE! I am PREGNANT and ooooh sooooo SWEET! – w4m – 24 (A Location provided by you! NO INCALLS)

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Date: 2009-11-03, 6:09PM EST

I am a nice friendly and sweet girl who is looking to offer a select UPSCALE clientel a chance to experience the wonders of pregnancy with me.

I will be avail for a limited time as…well…you know…lol

I am only looking to see GENTLEmen with a fetish for a woman with a bun in the oven.

I assure you I am PRETTY but I will not be sending any face pics out as to ensure my security.

I will be open to SAFE pracitices only.

D&D FREE

I am a tall light blonde with a 38dd

Unrushed and satisfying services

I like to give and receive massages as well as a f.ull service at a rate 250 hu.gs and kis.ses pr hr. or 150 a half.

I will be open to a.n.a.l. for a tip.

***Please respond by email to

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The REAL Origin of the Grady Sizemore Photos

SM enjoy teabags in the morning - 27

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Date: 2009-11-22, 9:32AM EST

Single mixed male, professional athlete, seeking sexy playboy bunny to share a “cup of tea” with. Have walk-in closet, two gold gloves, and nice sized “contract” if you know what I mean.

I’m the best thing to happen to Cleveland since Drew Carey. Suck-it Brady Quinn. Send me some pics and I’ll return the favor on my iPhone.

Location: Cleveland

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Can't see his face, but he has TWO computers, AND a job...sooo....

SBM, looking... - 27 (Atl)

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Date: 2009-12-02, 10:54AM EST

Single,6'3,no kids,employed,blk(mixd) Just looking for a good girl to get to know and hopefully establish a nice relationship with..Very laid back and easy to please,outgoing as well. I love sports and if interested just send a little about yourself and a pic and i will gladly do the same.. I work hard so i'm just seeing what kind of respons i would get from this

• Location: Atl
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He's creepy, but he has ALL of his fingers and toes, so clearly this guy is a keeper!

LOOKING TO SPLIT EXPENSES - 39 (IN YOUR AREA)

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Date: 2009-12-02, 11:50AM EST

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY.................................IM IN THE ILLINOIS AREA AND LOOKING TO RELOCATE IN THE ATL.....................IM 5'10 CARMEL COMPLEXION,175LBS,DRUG AND DISEASE FREE WITH CLEAN HYGIENES,I HAVE ALL MY FINGERS AND TOES AND ALL MY PRETTY WHITE STRAIGHT TEETH,I HAVE NO PIERCINGS OR SCARS ON MY BODY OR FACE,IM A NON SMOKER AND SOCIAL DRINKER,IM 39 YEARS OLD(BE 40 ON TUESDAY)LOOK MUCH YOUNGER..................IM LOVING,CARING,HONEST,INDEPENDENT,GOD FEARING,RESPECTFUL,ENERGETIC,WITTY,OUTGOING AND DOWN TO EARTH..........................WHAT IM LOOKING FOR IS A WOMAN WHO WOULDNT MIND SHARING HER SPACE I KNOW TIMES ARE HARD RIGHT NOW AND EVERY ONE NEEDS HELP,IM WILLING TO SPLIT ALL EXPENSES IF THIS INTEREST ANY OF YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE AND LETS GET THE BALL ROLLING CAUSE SNOW IS ON THE WAY HERE

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If I do it Thursday morning, do I get breakfast after?

Cherry - 47 (Eastend)

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Date: 2009-12-02, 12:07PM EST

Looking for a wm to pop my a$$ cherry. Safe sex a must. Not looking for anything huge remember it's my first time. 47 yo, 200, 6'. Not interested in B.S. just curious and want to give it a try. Your photo gets mine. Available Thursday morning or night.

• Location: Eastend
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PostingID: 1491489811

If your 44, and you have to ask if she's 18, you're probably just a pedophile, right?

Highway 44 - m4w (Shepherdsville)

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Date: 2009-11-06, 10:31AM EST

I saw you this morning you were in a white pick up with a 4-wheeler in the back you had blonde hair I looked over and thought you looked pretty i looked away when i seen you look but i think you caught me still well when i looked back you were still looking or i at least hope you were lol if you see this please say something or tell me you have a boyfriend or are married and that you are at least over 18 ....

• Location: Shepherdsville
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