You stole my parking spot, you stupid bitch - m4w - 35 (Does it matter?)
Date: 2009-12-01, 11:26PM EST
Listen, I love the holidays -- the music, the commercials, the traffic, spending money on a bunch of plastic s*** made in China ... it's my favorite time of year. But when some AIDs-ridden whore steals my parking spot at the mall of all places ... Is nothing sacred? You know who you are, driving your fuel-efficient Japanese car, yapping on your cell phone, giving [special love] to the high school football team because "it's not really sex," stealing parking spots all willy-nilly like you own the place ... I'm onto you, jack ass! You are a skidmark on the underwear of everything that is decent and holy (like the holidays). May you decompose in the fourth circle of hell with all the other liberals, you Obama-loving trollop in a Honda Civic!
May God reign down with a fury not seen since the Plague. May he unleash a wrath so vile that your pert, pouty breasts shrivel like bacon. May he unfurl his vengeance on your family, generation after generation after generation, until this sin is washed out like Fresh Clean Scent Cheer washes out tough blood stains.
On an unrelated note, I thought you were adorable. Would you like to meet for coffee sometime?
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