A Real Christmas Treat

Are YOU ready for the Christmas office parties Ladies? (TEXAS, ... of course)

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Date: 2009-12-10, 10:16AM CST
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Christmas Season is almost upon us & we all know about those ever popular (?) "OFFCE PARTIES". You know. The one's where we're basically forced to attend. The ones where you make that ever important impression on your Boss and his wife? Don't underestimate the importance of your presence, as well as your appearance at these functions. If you intend to even be considered for that new position in the up coming year, you NEED to be there. AND you need to arrive with a great date. There's no two ways around it ladies. Well let's say you want to go, BUT not alone! Not this year. No way! Not again. What will you do? Who will YOU call? That's right! The guy on CNN . . . . . . . . . "RENT-a-GENT" ! ! ! !

Imagine arriving with THIS great-looking guy. Being able to converse all night long on countless topics, in the language YOU'D perfer. Being able to drink as much as you'd like and never having to worry about driving away so PLASTERED only to wake up in a cold, over-lit, uncomfortable jail cell because some Cop decided you were weaving all over #635.

PLEASE contact me! I can assist you ladies. The situation is NOT hopeless! Not THIS year!
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Location: TEXAS, ... of course
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1503702551

Mango Makes the People Come Together

Seeking Married Woman 4 secret friend. - 42 (Coppell FB)

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Date: 2009-12-10, 12:53AM CST

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Does your spouse ignore you? lonely? No Romance or interpersonal touch? Yet, divorce is not an option because of the kids? Perhaps we may have a super secret discreet friendship. Its NOT about the sex (unlike most of the gross ad's you see on craigslist), its about someone that cares for you and makes you feel important. I am looking for one good friend (not a sex partner) that I can meet at a public place (in secret) like a park (weather permitting) or a Library. I prefer to meet in the afternoons. (I am not into the bar scene). I would like to just walk, talk, and maybe play some Tennis (although I am not that good). If we have a connection maybe we can become long term secret friends and then hold hands, hug, and kiss. I am in good condition, white, clean cut, and I do not do drugs, do not smoke, do not drink, or use bad language. **If you email me put the word "MANGO" in the subject line so I can tell if you are a real person from the spam. Do not email me if you are just looking to hook up with someone. Please be a non smoker, between ages 35-43, and be very discreet.

Location: Coppell FB
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1503370905

For the love of thigh-highs and panty hose

Here at Creepy People of Craigslist, we are all about trying to help people connect, so to the Alex Reid poster here is someone we think you may like:

Richardson Target Looking At Thigh-Highs Yesterday - m4w - 31
(Richardson)
Date: 2009-12-10, 12:27PM CST

I was there looking at thigh-highs and you walked up to look at them as well. I said that I felt strange looking at them (being a guy) and you made me feel better. You also gave me some suggestions on where to go to get the ones with garter belts. You were very attractive, and I wanted to ask you to have coffee with me or something, but I had some errands to run so I couldn't. If you're interested in talking or grabbing lunch sometime, please let me know.
Location: Richardson
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1503947830

We know there is a bit of distance between Dallas and Detroit, but somehow I think you two could make it work.

And of course, you're welcome!