Need someone to help me - w4m - 28 (Greenwich Village)
Date: 2010-01-24, 10:14AM EST
I have a problem. The father is not around. If you don't mind me being pregnant, I have been getting a lot. I don't want anything else, just sex, then you leave. pic gets mine. Please be serious, and write more than a sentence. No face pic, no response (two pics would me nice) you know what I mean.
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Looking for my Karaoke-singing badASS lady - m4w - 24 (Minnesota)
Date: 2010-01-15, 9:17PM CST
I’m a stylish, badAss SACKS-maching and a very talented pro-bowl defensive tackle seeking a partner in this crazy, unpredictable world where a 40+ quarterback can beat the pants off a beady-eyed young guy from Dallas.
I’m looking for someone fun, willing to fill-in for a missing member of the Mullet Mullitia when a performance is already booked, someone who willing to drive, all the time, as I no longer have the “right” to have a license (long story, totally not my fault). I’m not picky about looks, although a faux-hawk or a mullet would fit in nicely. And Hairdressers are encouraged to apply, as we have a lot of upkeep to consider.
So if you think you qualify as a badASS chica (I will be the judge of that), you carry your own cutting shears, and you know the words to every death metal song every written, please send me your photo. Let’s talk.
Location: Minnesota
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Can't shake the feeling I'm making a mistake getting married - m4w - 40 (State of Confusion)
Date: 2010-01-08, 4:57AM EST
I'm about to get married and I'm not sure if I should. I'm relatively very satisfied with my wife to be, but I feel there's something missing. I can just go along and compromise like everyone else and be happy, but. . .
The only way I won't marry this wonderful woman is if I can find a woman to offer two things: 1) Unconditional, undying devotion 2) Complete obedience.
If there is a woman out there willing to offer these things to an ordinary guy - not rich, not famous, just a normal guy you smile at on the subway or on the street - respond to this email. I don't want to know what you look like yet, just want to know you exist. We'll take it from there.
Please no solicitations from dating web sites, id verfication sites,or adult entertainment sites. Serious replies only. Thank you. I wish you well.
GGG
Location: State of Confusion
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This seems like a much better place to store you guns than say your locker:
OAK GUN CABINET FOR TRADE (MOUND) Date: 2010-01-06, 1:52PM CST
Classic Oak 10 Gun Cabinet with Locking Doors Part of the Classic Oak Collection by Eagle Industries Description Securely store your hunting gear in this casual designed Gun Cabinet. It features 4 doors with 2 locking doors, lined felt and holds approximately 10 rifles and 5 hand guns. Depth: 14 inches Width: 42 inches Height: 75 inches Like new!!! Delivery possible!
WILL TRADE FOR SNOWMOBILE......WOOD STOVE.....????
Location: MOUND it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1540325428
I wonder if he'll accept free tickets to a Wizard game in exchange for this amazing piece of craftsmanship?
I was in the ball pit, I still had pizza grease on my face when I saw you dip into the deep end of the pit. I closed my eyes and pretended I was a mermaid and you were a sailor (semen?lol). Then I pretended I was in a nuclear submarine and you were a whale on my sonar. I wanted to harpoon you and explore your blow hole. Do you think we'd fit in a bumper car together? I know a way we could make it fit. Let me know what color my Zubas were and I'll know it's you.
Location: Ball Pit it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1537902004
IF YOU SEE A BIKE THIEF with a blue Specialized Hardrock mountain bike (stolen from 19 + Chestnut) Date: 2009-12-31, 1:48AM EST
please punch them in the kidneys. It's also got these really noticeable 4 eyeball stickers pasted on the crossbar. It would blow me away if anyone can help out. Ed 908.415.3716 The bike looks like a 1990ish version of the pic I'm attaching. Location: stolen from 19 + Chestnut it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Person who interviewed for job - m4w - 40 (Downtown)
Date: 2009-12-26, 9:33AM CST
I interviewed this woman and this is all i kept thinking. Wow, the whole time I interviewed her I wondered if her skirt could be any shorter or if she was going to pop out of her top. While I did not hire you, I would love to meet up with you for a cocktail.
I would love to find you again. If you had an interview with an attractive attorney, send me a line with what you had on and what I had on.
Also, a pic would be nice for verification purposes.
Location: Downtown
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K mart gift card woth 16.99 (Hilltown, PA.) Date: 2009-12-29, 10:08AM EST
will let it go for 2 pack's of USA menthol ciggarette's which are $4.30 a pack at WAWA please call 215 257 7444 please note if your in philly your to far away Location: Hilltown, PA.
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91 galant with TCU problem (Boothwyn 19060) Date: 2009-12-29, 1:18PM EST
I have Mitsubishi Galant 1991 $500 Needs TCU/transmission work. Driveable, but stuck in 3rd gear. 4 door automatic SOHC 4 cylinder engine. Only 85000 miles !! Good AC Tires are almost new Recently replaced timing belt, partial exhaust system, water pump, engine computer, and all belts. Exterior has some scrapes - only cosmetic. This was a great commuter car until the TCU went. TCU failure The early nineties Mitsubishi made TCUs are quality computers with the exception of the failing Rubicon electrolytic capacitors that were used to equip these electronic control units. Engine computer or transmission computer, these will break down after five years or so, some last a few years longer but they are basically on borrowed time. TCU failure usually appears as "fail safe mode"- the car drives in second or third gear only.
www.foreignecurepair.com has a TCU rebuilding service for $195 including priority mail return will trade for something small and tradeable.
Location: Boothwyn 19060 it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1529124594
BLUES IGUANA COFFEEHOUSE (Texarkana) Date: 2009-12-08, 6:38PM CST
If you came by the restaurant with your daughter the other day please call me at 903 319 9752. Aliens abducted my phone and deleted stuff CLIFF
Location: Texarkana Compensation: comm Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. Please, no phone calls about this job! Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests. PostingID: 1501418852
Kick Ass Security Camera (West Little Rock) Date: 2009-12-19, 11:41PM CST
Looking to trade this small (about the size of your mouse) but kick ass security system. Just mount and plug into your T.V. (or vcr to record while you're gone) and see everything in COLOR (night vision too) and hear a cat on shag carpet. I don't know what I want, so see if you can interest me. I'm looking to trade rather than cash, unless I hear a price that I can't refuse. Lol
Merry Xmas
Location: West Little Rock it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Sweet As Sugar... Looking for him... - w4m Date: 2009-12-22, 12:16AM CST Reply To This Post
I am young and like to have a good time, I am looking for a new sugar daddy, If you are someone who is just wanting to spoil a cutie then don't wait...I am a girl who loves to be spoiled!!! If you reply please put in subject ( sugar ) and I will be able to notice your email and not overlook it. Thanks Sweetie, hope to find you soon...
In your reply email please Include... your first name, age, what you do for a living and what you can do for me as in pay monthly bills, ect... ThanxXx !!!
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Rosy Boa looking for a Good Home - Free to serious owner - $75 (Thorndale, PA) Date: 2009-12-20, 9:43PM EST
Female Mexican rosy boa in need of a good home. Snake is 6 years old, has Dome Rock coloration (burgundy and tan) which is apparently a very rare variation. I am unable to handle her or take care of her as she needs to be and I am hoping someone wants a rosy boa to complete their collection or start a new one. She comes with a 30 gal. aquarium, special wire mesh top, lid clamps, decorations, hood lamp/light, heat pad, feeding box, gloves, a heat lamp (lightbulb is currently busted in it), carrying box, tongs for feeding and timer to control the hood lamp. There is a new UV light in the hood currently, replaced a month ago. If there is anything else that might help you take care of her that is in my possession, that goes with her as well. I am asking a rehoming fee of $75 only to be sure that she goes to someone who is serious about taking good care of her. If you are interested and can prove you've worked with snakes and lizards before, or have done sufficient research to take good care of her, I'm willing to waive the fee entirely. My primary concern is she ends up with someone who will take good care of her. Initially the snake was handlable and I used to take her with me to go grocery shopping wrapped around my wrist as a bracelet. With some work she can be held again. I simply don't have the time between work and school and she deserves better. If you are interested, please contact me. I can provide pictures of her and the equipment to those interested. Thank you!
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Target - w4m (South Philadelphia) Date: 2009-12-20, 1:42PM EST
I braved snow day part 2 to buy some pizza today and kept seeing you at Target. You were either checking me out or giving me dirty looks. Come on man, it's blizzard 2009....there's no reason to get out of my long johns for that.
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my dads best friend - w4m - 19 (South austin) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2009-12-03, 10:23AM CST -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The night I drove you home when you were drunk you asked me to kiss you, I wish I did. I think about it every day. I think i've been infatuated with you since i was about 5..
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art class 1991 glendale comminuty college 1990 - w4m (bay area) Date: 2009-12-16, 9:22AM PST Reply To This Post
We went to sculpting class together at Glendale Community College together. We had a brief affair. I dropped out of class. You were a beautiful quiet asian boy. I was a tall rebellious girl with a tattoo of a saber tooth tiger. I lied. I had your son. He is beautiful, educated and smart. He was the athlete of the month last month. It is his birthday today and he asked me to find you.
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