Need someone to help me - w4m - 28 (Greenwich Village)
Date: 2010-01-24, 10:14AM EST
I have a problem. The father is not around. If you don't mind me being pregnant, I have been getting a lot. I don't want anything else, just sex, then you leave. pic gets mine. Please be serious, and write more than a sentence. No face pic, no response (two pics would me nice) you know what I mean.
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Looking for my Karaoke-singing badASS lady - m4w - 24 (Minnesota)
Date: 2010-01-15, 9:17PM CST
I’m a stylish, badAss SACKS-maching and a very talented pro-bowl defensive tackle seeking a partner in this crazy, unpredictable world where a 40+ quarterback can beat the pants off a beady-eyed young guy from Dallas.
I’m looking for someone fun, willing to fill-in for a missing member of the Mullet Mullitia when a performance is already booked, someone who willing to drive, all the time, as I no longer have the “right” to have a license (long story, totally not my fault). I’m not picky about looks, although a faux-hawk or a mullet would fit in nicely. And Hairdressers are encouraged to apply, as we have a lot of upkeep to consider.
So if you think you qualify as a badASS chica (I will be the judge of that), you carry your own cutting shears, and you know the words to every death metal song every written, please send me your photo. Let’s talk.
Location: Minnesota
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Can't shake the feeling I'm making a mistake getting married - m4w - 40 (State of Confusion)
Date: 2010-01-08, 4:57AM EST
I'm about to get married and I'm not sure if I should. I'm relatively very satisfied with my wife to be, but I feel there's something missing. I can just go along and compromise like everyone else and be happy, but. . .
The only way I won't marry this wonderful woman is if I can find a woman to offer two things: 1) Unconditional, undying devotion 2) Complete obedience.
If there is a woman out there willing to offer these things to an ordinary guy - not rich, not famous, just a normal guy you smile at on the subway or on the street - respond to this email. I don't want to know what you look like yet, just want to know you exist. We'll take it from there.
Please no solicitations from dating web sites, id verfication sites,or adult entertainment sites. Serious replies only. Thank you. I wish you well.
GGG
Location: State of Confusion
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This seems like a much better place to store you guns than say your locker:
OAK GUN CABINET FOR TRADE (MOUND) Date: 2010-01-06, 1:52PM CST
Classic Oak 10 Gun Cabinet with Locking Doors Part of the Classic Oak Collection by Eagle Industries Description Securely store your hunting gear in this casual designed Gun Cabinet. It features 4 doors with 2 locking doors, lined felt and holds approximately 10 rifles and 5 hand guns. Depth: 14 inches Width: 42 inches Height: 75 inches Like new!!! Delivery possible!
WILL TRADE FOR SNOWMOBILE......WOOD STOVE.....????
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I wonder if he'll accept free tickets to a Wizard game in exchange for this amazing piece of craftsmanship?
I was in the ball pit, I still had pizza grease on my face when I saw you dip into the deep end of the pit. I closed my eyes and pretended I was a mermaid and you were a sailor (semen?lol). Then I pretended I was in a nuclear submarine and you were a whale on my sonar. I wanted to harpoon you and explore your blow hole. Do you think we'd fit in a bumper car together? I know a way we could make it fit. Let me know what color my Zubas were and I'll know it's you.
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IF YOU SEE A BIKE THIEF with a blue Specialized Hardrock mountain bike (stolen from 19 + Chestnut) Date: 2009-12-31, 1:48AM EST
please punch them in the kidneys. It's also got these really noticeable 4 eyeball stickers pasted on the crossbar. It would blow me away if anyone can help out. Ed 908.415.3716 The bike looks like a 1990ish version of the pic I'm attaching. Location: stolen from 19 + Chestnut it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Person who interviewed for job - m4w - 40 (Downtown)
Date: 2009-12-26, 9:33AM CST
I interviewed this woman and this is all i kept thinking. Wow, the whole time I interviewed her I wondered if her skirt could be any shorter or if she was going to pop out of her top. While I did not hire you, I would love to meet up with you for a cocktail.
I would love to find you again. If you had an interview with an attractive attorney, send me a line with what you had on and what I had on.
Also, a pic would be nice for verification purposes.
Location: Downtown
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K mart gift card woth 16.99 (Hilltown, PA.) Date: 2009-12-29, 10:08AM EST
will let it go for 2 pack's of USA menthol ciggarette's which are $4.30 a pack at WAWA please call 215 257 7444 please note if your in philly your to far away Location: Hilltown, PA.
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