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When the dog just doesn't cut it...

2010-01-27T06:19:00.000-08:00

Need someone to help me - w4m - 28 (Greenwich Village)

Date: 2010-01-24, 10:14AM EST

I have a problem. The father is not around. If you don't mind me being pregnant, I have been getting a lot. I don't want anything else, just sex, then you leave. pic gets mine. Please be serious, and write more than a sentence. No face pic, no response (two pics would me nice) you know what I mean.

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PostingID: 1567966596

Mullets need love too

2010-01-20T09:05:00.001-08:00

Looking for my Karaoke-singing badASS lady - m4w - 24 (Minnesota)

Date: 2010-01-15, 9:17PM CST

I’m a stylish, badAss SACKS-maching and a very talented pro-bowl defensive tackle seeking a partner in this crazy, unpredictable world where a 40+ quarterback can beat the pants off a beady-eyed young guy from Dallas.

I’m looking for someone fun, willing to fill-in for a missing member of the Mullet Mullitia when a performance is already booked, someone who willing to drive, all the time, as I no longer have the “right” to have a license (long story, totally not my fault). I’m not picky about looks, although a faux-hawk or a mullet would fit in nicely. And Hairdressers are encouraged to apply, as we have a lot of upkeep to consider.

So if you think you qualify as a badASS chica (I will be the judge of that), you carry your own cutting shears, and you know the words to every death metal song every written, please send me your photo. Let’s talk.

Location: Minnesota
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I didn't know Lindsay Lohan was back in NYC!?!

2010-01-12T13:55:00.000-08:00

@@@beautiful ACTRESS seeking a genuine DENTIST..... (Upper East Side)

Date: 2010-01-12, 3:40PM EST

A very talented cute actress looking to offer genuine companionship for real full dental treatment.

sincerely,
thanks

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PostingID: 1549526828

If you're looking for obedience, why not order one from a catalog?

2010-01-12T13:33:00.000-08:00

Can't shake the feeling I'm making a mistake getting married - m4w - 40 (State of Confusion)

Date: 2010-01-08, 4:57AM EST

I'm about to get married and I'm not sure if I should. I'm relatively very satisfied with my wife to be, but I feel there's something missing. I can just go along and compromise like everyone else and be happy, but. . .

The only way I won't marry this wonderful woman is if I can find a woman to offer two things:
1) Unconditional, undying devotion
2) Complete obedience.

If there is a woman out there willing to offer these things to an ordinary guy - not rich, not famous, just a normal guy you smile at on the subway or on the street - respond to this email. I don't want to know what you look like yet, just want to know you exist. We'll take it from there.

Please no solicitations from dating web sites, id verfication sites,or adult entertainment sites. Serious replies only. Thank you. I wish you well.

GGG

Location: State of Confusion
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PostingID: 1542750871

Gilbert Arenas, this is for you

2010-01-06T12:23:00.000-08:00

This seems like a much better place to store you guns than say your locker:

OAK GUN CABINET FOR TRADE (MOUND)
Date: 2010-01-06,
1:52PM CST

Classic Oak 10 Gun Cabinet with Locking Doors Part of the Classic Oak
Collection by Eagle Industries Description Securely store your hunting gear in this casual designed Gun Cabinet. It features 4 doors with 2 locking doors, lined felt and holds approximately 10 rifles and 5 hand guns. Depth: 14 inches Width: 42 inches Height: 75 inches Like new!!! Delivery possible!
WILL TRADE FOR SNOWMOBILE......WOOD STOVE.....????

Location: MOUND
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PostingID: 1540325428

I wonder if he'll accept free tickets to a Wizard game in exchange for this amazing piece of craftsmanship?

It's spelt Zubaz

2010-01-05T07:53:00.000-08:00

Chuck E Cheese Ball Pit - m4m - 60 (Ball Pit)
Date: 2010-01-04, 11:13PM CST

I was in the ball pit, I still had pizza grease on my face when I saw you dip into the deep end of the pit. I closed my eyes and pretended I was a mermaid and you were a sailor (semen?lol). Then I pretended I was in a nuclear submarine and you were a whale on my sonar. I wanted to harpoon you and explore your blow hole. Do you think we'd fit in a bumper car together? I know a way we could make it fit. Let me know what color my Zubas were and I'll know it's you.

Location: Ball Pit
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PostingID: 1537902004

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Martial Law

2009-12-31T08:17:00.000-08:00

IF YOU SEE A BIKE THIEF with a blue Specialized Hardrock mountain bike (stolen from 19 + Chestnut)
Date: 2009-12-31, 1:48AM EST

please punch them in the kidneys. It's also got these really noticeable 4 eyeball stickers pasted on the crossbar. It would blow me away if anyone can help out. Ed 908.415.3716 The bike looks like a 1990ish version of the pic I'm attaching.
Location: stolen from 19 + Chestnut
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PostingID: 1531496029

Sorry you're still unemployed and about to lose your house...but how about dinner?

2009-12-31T07:22:00.000-08:00

Person who interviewed for job - m4w - 40 (Downtown)

Date: 2009-12-26, 9:33AM CST

I interviewed this woman and this is all i kept thinking. Wow, the whole time I interviewed her I wondered if her skirt could be any shorter or if she was going to pop out of her top. While I did not hire you, I would love to meet up with you for a cocktail.

I would love to find you again. If you had an interview with an attractive attorney, send me a line with what you had on and what I had on.

Also, a pic would be nice for verification purposes.

Location: Downtown
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PostingID: 15249

Save Now

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Somebody had a little too much to drink last night....

2009-12-31T07:06:00.000-08:00

Lost bumper with license plate (staten island)

Date: 2009-12-30, 1:23PM EST

Did anyone find or see a grey bumper with a license plate attached to it this past week? If so please let me know, Thanks.

Location: staten island
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PostingID: 1530613596

Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

2009-12-29T12:29:00.001-08:00

K mart gift card woth 16.99 (Hilltown, PA.)
Date: 2009-12-29, 10:08AM EST

will let it go for 2 pack's of USA menthol ciggarette's which are $4.30 a pack at WAWA please call 215 257 7444 please note if your in philly your to far away
Location: Hilltown, PA.

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PostingID: 1528793278

Do the Penguins' coaching staff come with it to help push it into reverse?

2009-12-29T12:24:00.000-08:00

91 galant with TCU problem (Boothwyn 19060)
Date: 2009-12-29, 1:18PM EST

I have Mitsubishi Galant 1991 $500 Needs TCU/transmission work. Driveable, but stuck in 3rd gear. 4 door automatic SOHC 4 cylinder engine. Only 85000 miles !! Good AC Tires are almost new Recently replaced timing belt, partial exhaust system, water pump, engine computer, and all belts. Exterior has some scrapes - only cosmetic. This was a great commuter car until the TCU went. TCU failure The early nineties Mitsubishi made TCUs are quality computers with the exception of the failing Rubicon electrolytic capacitors that were used to equip these electronic control units. Engine computer or transmission computer, these will break down after five years or so, some last a few years longer but they are basically on borrowed time. TCU failure usually appears as "fail safe mode"- the car drives in second or third gear only.

www.foreignecurepair.com has a TCU rebuilding service for $195 including priority mail return will trade for something small and tradeable.

Location: Boothwyn 19060
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PostingID: 1529124594

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Anne Heche, is that You?

2009-12-22T12:58:00.000-08:00

BLUES IGUANA COFFEEHOUSE (Texarkana)
Date: 2009-12-08, 6:38PM CST

If you came by the restaurant with your daughter the other day please call me at 903 319 9752. Aliens abducted my phone and deleted stuff CLIFF

Location: Texarkana
Compensation: comm
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
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PostingID: 1501418852

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I am going to guess this is a scam

2009-12-22T12:36:00.000-08:00

Great Twilight Xtra Roles Available (Little Rock)
Date: 2009-12-18, 4:44PM CSTReply to: see below

LIMITED AVAILABILITY

Twilight is looking for extras

Just be between 18 and 55, be confident enough to take the part on, and have the look needed

think its for you? if so, ezut.net will get you there

Location: Little Rock
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Compensation: $50-$350 day
PostingID: 1516386874

(Photo: WILLIAMS + HIRAKAWA FOR EW)

I'll Trade You For a Carton of Newport Lights for that kick ass security camera

2009-12-22T12:31:00.000-08:00

Kick Ass Security Camera (West Little Rock)
Date: 2009-12-19, 11:41PM CST

Looking to trade this small (about the size of your mouse) but kick ass security system. Just mount and plug into your T.V. (or vcr to record while you're gone) and see everything in COLOR (night vision too) and hear a cat on shag carpet. I don't know what I want, so see if you can interest me. I'm looking to trade rather than cash, unless I hear a price that I can't refuse. Lol

Merry Xmas

Location: West Little Rock
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PostingID: 1518071888

Act Now...Before her bills are being paid by her pimp!

2009-12-22T12:24:00.000-08:00

Sweet As Sugar... Looking for him... - w4m
Date: 2009-12-22, 12:16AM CST
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I am young and like to have a good time, I am looking for a new sugar daddy, If you are someone who is just wanting to spoil a cutie then don't wait...I am a girl who loves to be spoiled!!! If you reply please put in subject ( sugar ) and I will be able to notice your email and not overlook it. Thanks Sweetie, hope to find you soon...

In your reply email please Include... your first name, age, what you do for a living and what you can do for me as in pay monthly bills, ect... ThanxXx !!!

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PostingID: 1520770249

A Great Gift for All Ages

2009-12-21T08:45:00.000-08:00

Rosy Boa looking for a Good Home - Free to serious owner - $75 (Thorndale, PA)
Date: 2009-12-20, 9:43PM EST

Female Mexican rosy boa in need of a good home. Snake is 6 years old, has Dome Rock coloration (burgundy and tan) which is apparently a very rare variation. I am unable to handle her or take care of her as she needs to be and I am hoping someone wants a rosy boa to complete their collection or start a new one. She comes with a 30 gal. aquarium, special wire mesh top, lid clamps, decorations, hood lamp/light, heat pad, feeding box, gloves, a heat lamp (lightbulb is currently busted in it), carrying box, tongs for feeding and timer to control the hood lamp. There is a new UV light in the hood currently, replaced a month ago. If there is anything else that might help you take care of her that is in my possession, that goes with her as well. I am asking a rehoming fee of $75 only to be sure that she goes to someone who is serious about taking good care of her. If you are interested and can prove you've worked with snakes and lizards before, or have done sufficient research to take good care of her, I'm willing to waive the fee entirely. My primary concern is she ends up with someone who will take good care of her. Initially the snake was handlable and I used to take her with me to go grocery shopping wrapped around my wrist as a bracelet. With some work she can be held again. I simply don't have the time between work and school and she deserves better. If you are interested, please contact me. I can provide pictures of her and the equipment to those interested. Thank you!

Location: Thorndale, PA
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PostingID: 1519080777

You should probably shop at walmart

2009-12-21T08:13:00.000-08:00

Target - w4m (South Philadelphia)
Date: 2009-12-20, 1:42PM EST

I braved snow day part 2 to buy some pizza today and kept seeing you at Target. You were either checking me out or giving me dirty looks. Come on man, it's blizzard 2009....there's no reason to get out of my long johns for that.

Location: South Philadelphia
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PostingID: 1518521703

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So this isn't at all inappropriate

2009-12-16T10:46:00.000-08:00

my dads best friend - w4m - 19 (South austin)
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Date: 2009-12-03, 10:23AM CST
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The night I drove you home when you were drunk you asked me to kiss you, I wish I did. I think about it every day. I think i've been infatuated with you since i was about 5..

Location: South austin
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PostingID: 1493018905

This is almost as bad as getting an engagement ring at Jared’s

2009-12-16T10:44:00.000-08:00

Different but
Date: 2009-12-16, 4:04AM PST
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why not? The place is insignificant. It'll be a match made in Heaven. A heart of gold for a princess. : D

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PostingID: 1512432695

We created something beautiful in that art class -- a child

2009-12-16T10:35:00.000-08:00

art class 1991 glendale comminuty college 1990 - w4m (bay area)
Date: 2009-12-16, 9:22AM PST
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We went to sculpting class together at Glendale Community College together. We had a brief affair. I dropped out of class. You were a beautiful quiet asian boy. I was a tall rebellious girl with a tattoo of a saber tooth tiger. I lied. I had your son. He is beautiful, educated and smart. He was the athlete of the month last month. It is his birthday today and he asked me to find you.

* Location: bay area
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PostingID: 1512813877
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I've heard Zordon doesn' t pay well, and the benefits are terrible!

2009-12-15T07:14:00.000-08:00

Billy the Blue Ranger for Kitchen Utensil Girl - m4w - 23 (Dollar Tree)

Date: 2009-12-11, 4:43PM EST

I was completely distracted when my Power Rangers text-tone got your attention: this is my excuse for dropping the ball at our LATFH moment. Zordon is always looking for more help, so if you're interested, email me! I promise you, our first date will most assuredly include the Dollar Tree.

Location: Dollar Tree
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PostingID: 1505856399

Well that changes everything, doesn't it?

2009-12-11T13:33:00.000-08:00

I think your name was Jeff at the Todd's Reunion - w4m (Corktown Tavern)

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Date: 2009-11-30, 8:28PM EST
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I did a double take when I saw you standing near me. I found you so attractive, but couldn't say or do anything because the people I was with know that I'm married. They just don't know that I'm unhappily married. According to some of the facebook pics, your name is Jeff? Anyway, if you see this and you're interested in a NSA fling with a married chick, let me know.

Location: Corktown Tavern
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PostingID: 1489082513

Probably not if you look like Louie Anderson

2009-12-11T13:18:00.000-08:00

To that Chick at The Beach Club in 02 - m4w - 29 (Cleveland)
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Date: 2009-11-24, 10:09PM EST
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You didnt give me your # cause I didnt have a car.. Well I got one now wanna hook up still? Let me know what I was wearing that night so I know its you.

• Location: Cleveland
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PostingID: 1481358276

A Real Christmas Treat

2009-12-10T12:12:00.000-08:00

Are YOU ready for the Christmas office parties Ladies? (TEXAS, ... of course)

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Date: 2009-12-10, 10:16AM CST
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Christmas Season is almost upon us & we all know about those ever popular (?) "OFFCE PARTIES". You know. The one's where we're basically forced to attend. The ones where you make that ever important impression on your Boss and his wife? Don't underestimate the importance of your presence, as well as your appearance at these functions. If you intend to even be considered for that new position in the up coming year, you NEED to be there. AND you need to arrive with a great date. There's no two ways around it ladies. Well let's say you want to go, BUT not alone! Not this year. No way! Not again. What will you do? Who will YOU call? That's right! The guy on CNN . . . . . . . . . "RENT-a-GENT" ! ! ! !

Imagine arriving with THIS great-looking guy. Being able to converse all night long on countless topics, in the language YOU'D perfer. Being able to drink as much as you'd like and never having to worry about driving away so PLASTERED only to wake up in a cold, over-lit, uncomfortable jail cell because some Cop decided you were weaving all over #635.

PLEASE contact me! I can assist you ladies. The situation is NOT hopeless! Not THIS year!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . www.YOUR-RENT-a-GENT.com . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Location: TEXAS, ... of course
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PostingID: 1503702551

You might be a Redneck if: your post for true love includes screaming kids, bud light, canned meat, and overalls. Just sayin!

2009-12-10T11:48:00.000-08:00

where did you runn of 2? - 20 (Knoxvegas)

Date: 2009-11-13, 2:17PM EST

Well, well, well.
We were havin a nice little convo in the walmart out by east town...then one of ur kids started cryin and carrying on, and you shut her right up.
I luved how you handled that situation. u seem like a strongwilled female that could be just whut this cntry boy needs...
But then you took of to the canned meat section (sayin you'd be right back) but i never saw u and ur huge jugs again!
Anyhoo, if ur interested in that tall drink o lite beer wearin the bud ice shirt and overalls,
holler back

Location: Knoxvegas
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Mango Makes the People Come Together

2009-12-10T11:38:00.000-08:00

Seeking Married Woman 4 secret friend. - 42 (Coppell FB)

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Date: 2009-12-10, 12:53AM CST

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Does your spouse ignore you? lonely? No Romance or interpersonal touch? Yet, divorce is not an option because of the kids? Perhaps we may have a super secret discreet friendship. Its NOT about the sex (unlike most of the gross ad's you see on craigslist), its about someone that cares for you and makes you feel important. I am looking for one good friend (not a sex partner) that I can meet at a public place (in secret) like a park (weather permitting) or a Library. I prefer to meet in the afternoons. (I am not into the bar scene). I would like to just walk, talk, and maybe play some Tennis (although I am not that good). If we have a connection maybe we can become long term secret friends and then hold hands, hug, and kiss. I am in good condition, white, clean cut, and I do not do drugs, do not smoke, do not drink, or use bad language. **If you email me put the word "MANGO" in the subject line so I can tell if you are a real person from the spam. Do not email me if you are just looking to hook up with someone. Please be a non smoker, between ages 35-43, and be very discreet.

Location: Coppell FB
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PostingID: 1503370905

For the love of thigh-highs and panty hose

2009-12-10T10:58:00.001-08:00

Here at Creepy People of Craigslist, we are all about trying to help people connect, so to the Alex Reid poster here is someone we think you may like:

Richardson Target Looking At Thigh-Highs Yesterday - m4w - 31
(Richardson)
Date: 2009-12-10, 12:27PM CST

I was there looking at thigh-highs and you walked up to look at them as well. I said that I felt strange looking at them (being a guy) and you made me feel better. You also gave me some suggestions on where to go to get the ones with garter belts. You were very attractive, and I wanted to ask you to have coffee with me or something, but I had some errands to run so I couldn't. If you're interested in talking or grabbing lunch sometime, please let me know.
Location: Richardson
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PostingID: 1503947830

We know there is a bit of distance between Dallas and Detroit, but somehow I think you two could make it work.

And of course, you're welcome!

Todd, I want to look at Russia from your house

2009-12-09T08:57:00.000-08:00

Redneck Gentleman - w4m - 32 (Wasilla, ak)
Date: 2009-12-09, 5:08AM AKST

You came into my work yesterday morning, in anchorage. You took my breath away and I havent stopped thinking about you since. We were raised in the same area, which also struck a chord. Did you feel it too? Let me know what I am going to wear to the party, and wasnt real excited about it......and where we come from, if it is you..... this will be simple for you. I hope there is a chance that today you will look in this section and see this......and know that you are an exceptional man........

Location: Wasilla, ak
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PostingID: 1501946962

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Please DavidJames Rayner, Call CharleneAnn, she left you her number

2009-12-09T08:11:00.000-08:00

DavidJames Rayner (North Vancouver )

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Date: 2009-12-08, 12:41PM PST
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Hello DavidJames -
I miss you - I would like to see you again "please" would love for YOU to be my XXXmas surprise!!!
call me TWOfiveZERO fiveNINEoneFOURtwoEIGHTfive
CharleneAnn

Location: North Vancouver
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PostingID: 1501043181

The Lure of the Handlebar Mustache Continues

2009-12-09T07:41:00.000-08:00

The pit - you had brown hair and handlebars - w4m - 19 (the pit)
Date: 2009-12-08, 11:12PM PST

at the pit on a rainy wednesday night, just before i left, i accidentally knocked over your drink and somehow we ended up making out. You were a really good kisser. I gave you my number but you never called. You also had a handle bar moustache that night. . . also my little asian friend interrupted us and pulled me away. This is a long shot but i hope you see this...

By the way, i was the brown girl with a pretty smile .. pretty drunk but not too drunk to remember your brown hair and handlebars... <3
Location: the pit
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Got Milk?

2009-12-08T11:52:00.000-08:00

any females lactating? :-) - m4w - 30 (Union Square)

Date: 2009-11-30, 4:26PM EST

I'm not sure how it started, but I've gotten interested in lactation the last year or so. Sadly, I haven't had the opportunity to taste the sweet breast milk yet. I'm a cute, fun 30 yo SWM just in town until Wednesday so discretion is assured. If you are pregnant, currently breast feeding, or just a natural lactator and have some milk to spare I'd love to suckle for a while. I'm in the union square area and can come to you. Send a pic and tell me a little about yourself. I hope to hear from you soon ;-)

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I thought Alex "Roxanne" Reid lived in Hollywood with Katie Price

2009-12-08T11:20:00.000-08:00

Love nylon, pantyhose, silky panties, etc for M/MM/MW/TVTSCD - 33 (Detroit)

Date: 2009-12-05, 3:01PM EST

Hello, I'm looking for others with the same fetish for nylons/pantyhose and other soft and silky things.
I enjoy wearing them or you wearing them and letting me enjoy you. Anything tight is a big turn on
to as well as high heels. Willing to experiment and try various things and have a few fantasies in mind.
Would like to role play to, maybe as a sissy, young man getting caught in pantyhose, submissive, or
the boy next door with a sexy milf and daddy. Really open to anything. I'm not smooth, but could conceal
the hair with pantyhose and other things. Lets talk about it. Email me and we can chat or phone and
set something up.

Location: Detroit
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You don't need this to find an absentee father, just contact Lil Wayne's publicist.

2009-12-08T11:12:00.000-08:00

looking to get pregnant? - m4w - 24 (farmington)

Date: 2009-12-07, 6:19PM EST

Good looking 24 year old guy d and d free looking to help someone that wants to get pregnant. I will help conceieve your baby and you will never hear from me again. I am college educated have my own place own car and would love to help someone out. if interested email me back with what your looking for and a picture and will will set something up. I am real and looking for someone who is real as well.

Location: farmington
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Even Starting Quarterbacks Need Love

2009-12-08T10:43:00.000-08:00

A Quarterback looking for his Wide Receiver M4W - 22

SWM is seeking SF who loves God, does not mind getting her hands dirty, is compassionate and finds it cute when a man cries. A football fan would be a plus as that is basically my life outside of praising the Lord for giving me a national championship and a Heisman Trophy, but is not a deal breaker.

Seminoles fans need not reply. Respond back if you can recite all of John 11:35.

Location: Gainesville
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Did you say that you're attractive?

2009-12-08T10:34:00.000-08:00

How do I get you alone?? - m4m - 44 (Mentor)
Date: 2009-11-27, 11:15PM EST

I always see you with your obnixous friend on the weekends in Mentor area. I moslty see you in the Border's book store in Mentor, but I have seen you at other places such as the Great Lakes Mall. I am sure have noticed me since I always see you checking me out and I get the strong vibes from you. I am on the thin side, but very athletic build, I have a long hair with some thinning on top and front. I love to wear athletic clothes since I am very active, so you often see me in shorts and tank tops. I am very attractive and look good for my age. No obesity problem here at all! You are about 40, about 5'9" and 150 pounds or so, very hot dude with dark brown hair thinning as well. I really dig your swag. However, your friend is very loud and seems kind of stuck up, like he is all that and then some more. I know he wants me too, but I got news for him. He does nothing for me. But on the other hand I think that you and I can really hit it off. I just do not know how I can make you lose your friend and how I can get you alone. Please give me a try and you will not regret it. Tell me what I was wearing and who I was talking to, so that I know it is you.
Chiao, until I hear from you or see you the next time (I hope I can get you alone one of these days).

Location: Mentor
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PostingID: 1484814967

Is this the type of "half sleeve" she's referring to?

2009-12-08T10:02:00.000-08:00

Cherokee county detention center sept-oct2009 - w4m - 21 (Canton)
Date: 2009-12-07, 12:41AM EST

Im looking for 3 guys i met while in jail. I was in medical for a bit and want to see if i can find the guys i talked with. Dee in cell 23, TJ in Cell 5, or the 2 guys in workforce that served me. I was the young chick with the half sleeve. Please email me back if you know any of these guys or are one....thanks hope to hear from yall

Location: Canton
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PostingID: 1498434377

This is why you should always order double pepperoni

2009-12-07T12:49:00.000-08:00

when ordering a delivery - m4w - 18 (everywhere)

Date: 2009-11-30, 7:40PM ES

ladies when you order food and answer the door in a "nice top" just to let you know --- the food could be free all we need is a good "tip"--- and i dont mean with money

give it a try

Location: everywhere

PostingID: 1489012062

Making lemons out of lemonade?

2009-12-04T07:28:00.000-08:00

Bike Accident, 15th Street - m4w (NW)
Date: 2009-12-03, 6:41PM EST

Tuesday night I bumped into you and your sister as she was about to take you to see a doc after a car had run you off the road on 15th street. I helped put your bike in her car. Should've asked for your phone number but it didn't seem like an appropriate moment given the situation, your possibly-broken wrist, etc. . . . Second chance?

Location: NW
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PostingID: 1493790811

Suprise!

2009-12-03T12:40:00.000-08:00

It's a surprise - w4m - 25 (UT Campus)
Date: 2009-12-02, 8:46PM CST

We hooked up about 4 months ago after meeting at the 21st Street Coop. You offered me your number, but I said, "What the hell, we'll never meet again...". Well guess what? I'm pregnant. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Location: UT Campus
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PostingID: 1492457906
(Photo: AP)

Thank goodness someone is reaping the benefits of Tiger's mistake

2009-12-03T12:20:00.000-08:00

To my repeat casual encounter (s) - m4w (plural)
Date: 2009-12-02, 9:30PM CST

This entire Tiger Woods ordeal is making me nervous. I am putting myself in his shoes. I too, have taken more than one partner outside of my marriage. I know you all thought you were the only ones. I lied, I cheated, and I had encounters with each one of you at least once a month, for the past 2 years. There are or were actually 4 of you. The fevers of romance have become chilly for me, so all you 4 women that wonder why your regualar f*** buddy won't call you back, I don't want to end up like Tiger and disappoint my family. Please don't text me, call me, e-mail me, or facebook me. I was wrong and I'd like to move on. Fore!

Location: plural
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PostingID: 1492508532

Slapsgiving

2009-12-03T12:01:00.001-08:00

Girl at the static chicken that took my (blue) fleece - m4w - 24 (Jazz Estate)
Date: 2009-11-25, 1:59AM CST

I was kind enough to pick you up on brady st and drive you to the Jazz Estate. You then proceeded to take my brand new fleece when you left. WTF? I hope that it was an honest mistake, please give it back to me. It was blue and, well, i only had the damn thing for 8 hours before you stuffed it into your purse and left. You were too cute to be a thief, I didn't think you had it in you. Anyways, i'm a little pissed off and just want my fleece back.

P.S. If anyone see's a (surprisingly) cute blonde girl wearing a new looking blue Kavu men's medium 1/4 zip fleece, please slap her and e-mail me telling me where you slapped her.

Location: Jazz Estate
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PostingID: 1481544365

You Stole My Parking Spot...And then my Heart Bitch!

2009-12-03T11:20:00.000-08:00

You stole my parking spot, you stupid bitch - m4w - 35 (Does it matter?)
Date: 2009-12-01, 11:26PM EST

Listen, I love the holidays -- the music, the commercials, the traffic, spending money on a bunch of plastic s*** made in China ... it's my favorite time of year. But when some AIDs-ridden whore steals my parking spot at the mall of all places ... Is nothing sacred? You know who you are, driving your fuel-efficient Japanese car, yapping on your cell phone, giving [special love] to the high school football team because "it's not really sex," stealing parking spots all willy-nilly like you own the place ... I'm onto you, jack ass! You are a skidmark on the underwear of everything that is decent and holy (like the holidays). May you decompose in the fourth circle of hell with all the other liberals, you Obama-loving trollop in a Honda Civic!

May God reign down with a fury not seen since the Plague. May he unleash a wrath so vile that your pert, pouty breasts shrivel like bacon. May he unfurl his vengeance on your family, generation after generation after generation, until this sin is washed out like Fresh Clean Scent Cheer washes out tough blood stains.

On an unrelated note, I thought you were adorable. Would you like to meet for coffee sometime?

Location: Does it matter?
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PostingID: 1490950662

Signed Your Friendly Stalker (Almost Stalker)

2009-12-03T08:30:00.000-08:00

!!!! KIM !!!! (west allis)
Date: 2009-12-02, 1:01AM CST

thanks for the great time at sherpards that was the best hug i ever had i was so tempted to follow you home !!!

Location: west allis
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PostingID: 1491058714

I'm sure the baby won't mind sharing the space for a few bucks...

2009-12-02T12:59:00.000-08:00

LINDSAY….PLUS ONE! I am PREGNANT and ooooh sooooo SWEET! – w4m – 24 (A Location provided by you! NO INCALLS)

Date: 2009-11-03, 6:09PM EST

I am a nice friendly and sweet girl who is looking to offer a select UPSCALE clientel a chance to experience the wonders of pregnancy with me.

I will be avail for a limited time as…well…you know…lol

I am only looking to see GENTLEmen with a fetish for a woman with a bun in the oven.

I assure you I am PRETTY but I will not be sending any face pics out as to ensure my security.

I will be open to SAFE pracitices only.

D&D FREE

I am a tall light blonde with a 38dd

Unrushed and satisfying services

I like to give and receive massages as well as a f.ull service at a rate 250 hu.gs and kis.ses pr hr. or 150 a half.

I will be open to a.n.a.l. for a tip.

***Please respond by email to

Location: A location provided by you! NO INCALLS!
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The REAL Origin of the Grady Sizemore Photos

2009-12-02T10:07:00.000-08:00

SM enjoy teabags in the morning - 27

Date: 2009-11-22, 9:32AM EST

Single mixed male, professional athlete, seeking sexy playboy bunny to share a “cup of tea” with. Have walk-in closet, two gold gloves, and nice sized “contract” if you know what I mean.

I’m the best thing to happen to Cleveland since Drew Carey. Suck-it Brady Quinn. Send me some pics and I’ll return the favor on my iPhone.

Location: Cleveland

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Can't see his face, but he has TWO computers, AND a job...sooo....

2009-12-02T09:58:00.000-08:00

SBM, looking... - 27 (Atl)

Date: 2009-12-02, 10:54AM EST

Single,6'3,no kids,employed,blk(mixd) Just looking for a good girl to get to know and hopefully establish a nice relationship with..Very laid back and easy to please,outgoing as well. I love sports and if interested just send a little about yourself and a pic and i will gladly do the same.. I work hard so i'm just seeing what kind of respons i would get from this

Location: Atl
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He's creepy, but he has ALL of his fingers and toes, so clearly this guy is a keeper!

2009-12-02T09:53:00.000-08:00

LOOKING TO SPLIT EXPENSES - 39 (IN YOUR AREA)

Date: 2009-12-02, 11:50AM EST

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY.................................IM IN THE ILLINOIS AREA AND LOOKING TO RELOCATE IN THE ATL.....................IM 5'10 CARMEL COMPLEXION,175LBS,DRUG AND DISEASE FREE WITH CLEAN HYGIENES,I HAVE ALL MY FINGERS AND TOES AND ALL MY PRETTY WHITE STRAIGHT TEETH,I HAVE NO PIERCINGS OR SCARS ON MY BODY OR FACE,IM A NON SMOKER AND SOCIAL DRINKER,IM 39 YEARS OLD(BE 40 ON TUESDAY)LOOK MUCH YOUNGER..................IM LOVING,CARING,HONEST,INDEPENDENT,GOD FEARING,RESPECTFUL,ENERGETIC,WITTY,OUTGOING AND DOWN TO EARTH..........................WHAT IM LOOKING FOR IS A WOMAN WHO WOULDNT MIND SHARING HER SPACE I KNOW TIMES ARE HARD RIGHT NOW AND EVERY ONE NEEDS HELP,IM WILLING TO SPLIT ALL EXPENSES IF THIS INTEREST ANY OF YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE AND LETS GET THE BALL ROLLING CAUSE SNOW IS ON THE WAY HERE

Location: IN YOUR AREA
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PostingID: 1491457933

If I do it Thursday morning, do I get breakfast after?

2009-12-02T09:18:00.000-08:00

Cherry - 47 (Eastend)

Date: 2009-12-02, 12:07PM EST

Looking for a wm to pop my a$$ cherry. Safe sex a must. Not looking for anything huge remember it's my first time. 47 yo, 200, 6'. Not interested in B.S. just curious and want to give it a try. Your photo gets mine. Available Thursday morning or night.

Location: Eastend
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PostingID: 1491489811

If your 44, and you have to ask if she's 18, you're probably just a pedophile, right?

2009-12-02T09:10:00.000-08:00

Highway 44 - m4w (Shepherdsville)

Date: 2009-11-06, 10:31AM EST

I saw you this morning you were in a white pick up with a 4-wheeler in the back you had blonde hair I looked over and thought you looked pretty i looked away when i seen you look but i think you caught me still well when i looked back you were still looking or i at least hope you were lol if you see this please say something or tell me you have a boyfriend or are married and that you are at least over 18 ....

Location: Shepherdsville
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PostingID: 1453950230

Sometimes its better not to get their name

2009-12-02T09:03:00.000-08:00

BUSTED - m4m

Date: 2009-11-29, 9:19PM EST

We got busted in a public place on sunday. Would like to finish what we started in a much safer location. Please respond with your name.

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PostingID: 1487344634

Or Sometimes It Does Mean You're Married

2009-12-02T08:57:00.000-08:00

Dunn Bros - Golden Valley 11/30 ... 2 PM - m4m
Date: 2009-12-01, 10:11PM CST

Dunn Bros, Golden Valley - Hwy 55 & Winnetka Ave Caught your eyes as you walked in, you got coffee and sat by the door facing me. Can't see well without being too obvious ... but it looked like you're doing a crossword? Ring on you left hand? ... but now-a-days it doesn't always mean your married. White zip hoodie, red shirt, jeans, scruffy beard ... very handsome. I was the only other customer there at the time. If you want to have coffee sometime and chat ... let me know. Also tell me where i was sitting and the color the of shirt i was wearing ... or something else about me

Location: Minnepolis, MN
PostingID: 1490935945

Is your beard named Katie Holmes?

2009-12-02T08:52:00.000-08:00

Herkimer server - m4m - 34 (Herkimer uptown)
Date: 2009-12-02, 10:14AM CST

I am sure you are straight, but I wanted to let the skate-boarding server who started his shift on Tuesday Dec 1 at 6PM or so, is SO CUTE. I was transfixed by you. You are cute/HOT in such a great way. If anyone works with this hottie, please let him know! He has a beard and was wearing a green T-shirt, jeans, and converse black shoes.

Location: Herkimer uptown
PostingID: 1491392404

At least you know she's got experience...

2009-12-02T08:47:00.000-08:00

Talked to you in the checkout line and let you go ahead of me. You were trying to hide a box of condoms.We chatted a bit about it. I am wondering if your night went as good as I think it might have.

Who doesn't love a good BBW?

2009-12-02T08:32:00.000-08:00

ARE THERE ANY REAL BBW'S IN VEGAS THAT R NOT PROSTITUTES?? - m4w (I'M TRAVELING 2 YOU)

I'M A HANDSOME MIXED DUDE THAT LUVS A BIG GAL WITH THICK LEGS AND A FULL FIGURE. I'M RECENTLY SEPARATED FROM MY WIFE AND LOOKING FOR A FEMALE COMPANION TO HAVE SOME ADULT TIMES WITH.
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A WORKING GAL SO TO SPEAK OR A HOOKER SO IF YOU ARE ONE DO NOT MSG ME PLEASE.
I WANT A HONEST FUN LOVING LADY WITH PLENTY OF CURVES TO HAVE SOME FUN AND LET GO WITH. SEND ME A PHOTO OF YOURSELF AND LETS GO FROM THERE. PLEASE BE A CLEAN DRUG FREE AND DISEASE FREE GAL. I'M EXTREEMLY ORAL AND LUVE A BIG GAL THAT IS THE SAME. NO GAMES OR FLAKES PLEASE. JUS REAL WOMEN. WHO WANT REAL FUN THE PHOTOS POSTED ARE THE TYPES OF GALS I LIKE OR CLOSE TO IT. .

Welcome to CREEPY PEOPLE OF CRAIGSLIST!

2009-12-02T08:13:00.000-08:00

Ever been on quick trip to Walmart, and bump carts with the hot chica of your dreams...but you didn't have the nerve to ask her out....?

Or how about that hottie who stole your parking spot - you swear locked eyes, but how will she ever know just how you truly feel about her smoking bod?

Years ago, this missed connection would just be a sad story in your life, but NOW, thanks to the awesomeness of Craigslist, you can have this sad story posted in writing, for all of the world to see and laugh at!